Deluxe sound + party mode are now ON
The Weirdlings Anti-AI Tribe present
Get to the birthday. Don't let Dee forget his set.
Keyboard · Gamepad · Touch · PC, Mac, phone & tablet
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Friday 9 October 2026 · times shown in UK time. Each DJ is a playable Weirdling: tap "Play as" to join their set.
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🎂 Cake-cutting time is TBC. Dizzle (now a cake) will be ready.
Dee's memory is stuck at 3% (not adjustable). Reminder: until the party.
Clankers shot: 0
Vinyl collected: 0
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Move: AD / arrows
Jump: Space / K (hold = higher)
Drop through platform: S+Space
Fire: J / X (hold W to aim up)
Pause / back: Esc
Move: stick / d-pad
Jump: A / B
Fire: X / Y / bumpers / RT
Pause: Start
Menus: d-pad + A
Left thumb: ◀ ▶
Right thumb: JUMP / FIRE
⏸ top right to pause. Landscape works best.
Part 1: reach the glowing party door in every level and beat the Overfit to reach Kerry's party. Part 2 (unlocked after Part 1): Mick Beach's birthday on a glitching beach. Collect vinyl for points, grab ♥ to heal, shoot every Clanker.
Leave a birthday wish for Kerry or Mick in the sign book. Your wish is pinned to their card.
Two decks mix CC0 tracks from Stopiffy, our parody streaming service: pick a track, SYNC the tempos, ride the crossfader, play with bass / treble, and loop 4 beats. Bo0m's Spotify panel embeds your own Spotify link (it can't be beat-matched; Spotify audio can't be mixed in a browser).
Try experimental micro-games, give feedback, suggest ideas and write story lines in the Writers' Room.
1. Check the clock. 2. The clock is on every screen. 3. The party starts in . 4. Still reading? Go.
Made for Kerry Queenslayer's birthday (and Mick Beach's) by the Weirdlings Anti-AI Tribe.
Music: Stopiffy (CC0, generated in-browser: no AI model, just maths and chaos).
Cast: DeeDarkgloom · Dizzle (a cake) · Bo0m / Lucky Salvage · Hypnotized / Ilian · Myster Y. Deep · Helix · Kerry Queenslayer · Mick Beach
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Score 0. The Simulation wins this round. But the party starts in !
You made it. Score 0.
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Deck tracks by Stopiffy (CC0). Party starts in
Stylus: pressure = icing thickness, tilt = broader nozzle, eraser end or barrel button = rub out. Resting your palm is ignored while the pen is in use.
Micro-games and experiments straight from the lab. Play them, vote, and tell us what to build next.
Rewrite any scene. One line per row, written as Speaker: text. Use {t} for the live countdown. Preview it in the real dialogue box, then send it in.
Build a micro-game and run it in a sandbox. When it's good, export it and open a PR (see CONTRIBUTING.md), and it can go live in the real game.